Beth | 15 | Cali🐢

a summary of marvel films

thor:loki dies, but not really
captain america:bucky dies, but not really
avengers:phil dies, but not really
captain america 2:fury dies, but not really
thor 2:loki dies (again), but not really
iron man 3:pepper dies, but not really
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2 days ago
terezi-pie-rope:

neilnevins:

jellydekiller:

berryofmine:

abseas:

This is important

i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.
eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers


at least they won’t be bone dry

CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POST
ONE

terezi-pie-rope:

neilnevins:

jellydekiller:

berryofmine:

abseas:

This is important

i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.

eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers

at least they won’t be bone dry

CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POST
ONE

(Source: yodiscrepo, via samsmyfavoritewinchester)

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2 days ago

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

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2 days ago

danbgruchy:

no you guys don’t understand somebody took troy in hsm3 and made a let it go parody and it fits oh my g od

I cANT WATVH ON MY PHONE THIS IS SORCERY I TELL YOU

(Source: danbgruchy, via shaelinewoodley)

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2 days ago

Take a person’s memories, and you change who they are.

(Source: bearticeprior, via shaelinewoodley)

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2 days ago

THE SIGNS AS LANA DEL REY SONGS:

cementality404:

aries - ultraviolence
taurus - video games
gemini - off to the races
cancer - black beauty
leo - money power glory
virgo - burning desire
libra - florida kilos
scorpio - gods and monsters
sagittarius - guns and roses
capricorn - yayo
aquarius - bel air
pisces - ride

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2 days ago
Gf:babe come over
Me:I'm eating garlic bread
Gf:I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me:it's the kind that's covered in cheese
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2 days ago

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via samsmyfavoritewinchester)

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2 days ago

o2ndlfans:

onedizzlex:

he’s just like ”2 fab 4 u”

dat sass

He reminds me of Nicki Minaj

it’s Ricky minaj

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2 days ago
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